This year I have been awakened to Sean's talent with super-sarcasm.
Oh well, back to Something Awful for a week.

Downside: he can be rude and thoughtless.
Upside: he is absolutely Hilaria's.

re: Method — any song whose chorus spells out the title is automatically demoted to the bottom of the list.

You now owe the city of Baltimore for libel. Or slander.

James, I understand Community is starting in five minutes and you've got to get this in the can, but just give it another go.

Poked my head in to post exactly this sentiment in exactly these words.

I represent the Tuscaloosa Botanical Garden Society and I am outraged at the extstence of this:

What I think is hilarious is the current fad of Creative Eyebrow Sculpting for the Modern Woman.

Yeah, any new artist that starts their dubut single with four straight cliches ain't gonna get my ear, hot or not.

Premonitions are of the occult and are therefore totally against my believies.

It's important!
It's unfortunate!
IT'S IMPORTUNATE!!!!!

Wait, what's all this about Squirrel Jail?

wtf is doing it wrong lol

Look, I'm warning you, call her Big Nose one more time and I'll thump you so hard.

BLEAP!

Are you kidding? Cameron Diaz all sexified at the carwash, then a shot of a pizza-faced doofus and a loooong slooooow pan down to his crotch. He has a boner!

One of your tangerines is missing.

That is more divorced that I thought possible.

They are almost as infuriating as the couples in their mid-20's who can apparently afford to give each other luxury cars for Christmas.

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS