That first "single" from their first "record" remains, unequivocally, the worst collection of sounds trying to approximate music I have ever heard in my life.

I will kill everyone in the world and then myself.

COMMUNITY IS ADEQUATE

May you be roasted alive on a spit made of your own spine.

Your meter is off and nothing rhymes.

Same as it ever was.

Talk about your sexy adventures with Nibbles' mom or GTFO.

I think you mean on it.

Actually I wouldn't mind seeing Timmy T. clotheslining any winner foolish enough not to thank Almighty God for their victory.

My second grade holiday pizza party was ruined because Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park was debuting on TV at the exact same time.

I turned away for some berry water and missed the play.
Darn the luck!
DARN!

I got almost 3/4 of the way through Panic Room before realizing that was not, in fact, Jodie Foster's son.

The real question is: Am America retarded?

Shrike has one friend, but in binary that's all of them.

RZZZZZZZZ!

The bike is a fixie and He has jodhpurs on under His burlap muumuu. Oh, and a bowler hat.

At the risk of sounding nuts, I have replaced my toes with grapes.

Can anything really star Joe Estevez?

The iguana politely requests that you reconsider your position.

I RUB MY BUTTERED BELLY ON THE SCREEN