Can anything really "star" Brian Bosworth?

I've never even heard of her, but I think she's awesome.

Never believe ANYTHING you read on the internet.

You think HE likes ham, wait 'til you see ME like ham!

GWAR…Yes…it all sounds the same.
The drums go BUBBADDA BUBBADDA BUBBADDA
and the guitars go WHEEDLY-WHEEDLY-WHEEEEEEE

I wore white to a Halloween GWAR show just after Dahmer was shanked in prison.

Smear flips off the whole audience the entire time he's playing and it is glorious.

Dear Hollywood,
Enough with the vampires and zombies already ArgH!
Time to move on to mutated iguana-men or hybrid sharkpeople.

Beaten to death with a planet
That's how I wanna go out.

RUSTY CAGE

Those are Senatorial credentials, H-billy.

Douchebag is masculine.
Douchebasket is feminine.

Came in here to get Galted.
Stayed for the post-op jokes.

The so-called "Real Men" in these ads are propositioned by women 24/7 for free. What about the rest of us.

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

back to the lab again (uh oh…)
back to the lab again (oh no!)
back to the lab again (we messed up)
back to the lab again (not again…)

Ditch the singer
and you've got yourself one interesting band.

I hope you find a rat tail in your chicken sangwich.

Albums released by Jeff Buckley = 1
Albums released by Betty Buckley = 13

JEFF BUCKLEY WAS NOT AN ASTHMATIC