Now try actually playing the games!
No, I'm sorry, don't do that. They stopped being fun a while ago.

Lance Henriksen is available for literally anything. The guy's asking price is five bucks and a coupon to Sizzler.

"You don't magically turn off your feelings for a beloved figure because you find out that he was involved in something heinous."

As long as you don't secretly enjoy Congo.

Hey, one of those bought Michael Caine's mother a fantastic new house, so lay off.

It's especially dumb since the author is slagging on Marvel for Daredevil and Elektra. But Marvel has admitted those movies sucked — and also, these movies weren't made by Marvel! The suckiness of these movies is the entire reason why Marvel formed Marvel Studios to begin making its own movies. And those are pretty…

And then I rode off… on the grass.

It's hardly a modern cinema classic, but I enjoyed Hopkins in the legal thriller Fracture with Ryan Gosling. I say this apropos of nothing.

The James Gang's Funk 49 and Kenny Loggins' Footloose.

Yeah. It's been a while since I've seen it but I don't recall the movie making the point that while Kennedy resolved the Cuban Missile Crisis, there was only a crisis to begin with because Kennedy also *caused it*.

"A lot of people criticized it for kind of beating a dead horse: doesn't everyone know slavery was terrible?"

He's no Keith David.

I'm not a racist, but… I don't like that they're changing Sue and Johnny from real siblings to adopted siblings.

It's dumb, but it's a well made, effective, and fun movie. The actors are mostly good (especially Neill hamming it up to high heaven) and the set design is great.

They will mature… into sheltered, crazy adults.

That would be a good tribute to his ex.

"He was actually quite healthy for much of his term…"

The latter Harrison was… actually a pretty good president, overall,
I have to say. Certainly better than Cleveland, and better than
McKinley. He was one of the bright spots of that era.

Laketown drags on forever, but so does that awful barrel scene. Really, I wish almost all of the Legolas stuff could be cut. His presence was so unnecessary. He's much worse than Tauriel.

I mean, it IS owned and operated by the Sons of Confederate Veterans.