Is that a thing?

Is that a thing?

Big fat goose egg.

Big fat goose egg.

See also Julian Lennon.

See also Julian Lennon.

Barking up the wrong tree with that one.

Barking up the wrong tree with that one.

Well, rewind it then. Although I think I may have seen that happen in Rec. Perhaps it also happens in other horror movies.

Well, rewind it then. Although I think I may have seen that happen in Rec. Perhaps it also happens in other horror movies.

He's Liam.

He's Liam.

Sounds delicious.

Sounds delicious.

My, what big brown eyes you have. All the better to strip search you for.

My, what big brown eyes you have. All the better to strip search you for.

You're forgetting the hijinks that ensue with various hipster boyfriends and old media partners.

You're forgetting the hijinks that ensue with various hipster boyfriends and old media partners.

I'm thinking of a version of Animal Farm, but set after the 1990s, with Yeltsin as Snowball and Putin as Napoleon. And Pussy Riot as pussys, of course.

I'm thinking of a version of Animal Farm, but set after the 1990s, with Yeltsin as Snowball and Putin as Napoleon. And Pussy Riot as pussys, of course.