"Schwarz needs to raise around $40,000 to pay for editing, music, and, as Divine would have wanted, liquid eyeliner. And he only has 28 days (or “one menstrual cycle”) to do it."

"Schwarz needs to raise around $40,000 to pay for editing, music, and, as Divine would have wanted, liquid eyeliner. And he only has 28 days (or “one menstrual cycle”) to do it."

I cried during About A Boy … because the book was much better.

I cried during About A Boy … because the book was much better.

I suspect he got his magical power from proximity to Emma Stone. Depending on which power you're referring to.

I suspect he got his magical power from proximity to Emma Stone. Depending on which power you're referring to.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

To be fair, I didn't say it did. Just that I don't like reviews that spend a disproportionate amount of time quoting lyrics out of context. And, in this case, the rather lengthy third paragraph is all about the lyrics. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

To be fair, I didn't say it did. Just that I don't like reviews that spend a disproportionate amount of time quoting lyrics out of context. And, in this case, the rather lengthy third paragraph is all about the lyrics. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Shall I compare thee to Adolph Hitler?
Thou art presumably more lovely and more temperate:
Rough Nazis do not shake the socially undesirables,
And the Third Reich's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the heart of Dresden burns,
And oft' is Hitler's Aryan complexion dimm'd;
And every putsch from putsch…

Shall I compare thee to Adolph Hitler?
Thou art presumably more lovely and more temperate:
Rough Nazis do not shake the socially undesirables,
And the Third Reich's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the heart of Dresden burns,
And oft' is Hitler's Aryan complexion dimm'd;
And every putsch from putsch…

No, no, that'd only be true if she was American.

No, no, that'd only be true if she was American.

It really annoys me when reviews spend a disproportionate amount of time quoting lyrics out of context, as if that actually informs a music review.

It really annoys me when reviews spend a disproportionate amount of time quoting lyrics out of context, as if that actually informs a music review.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus You can go the Heinlein route of requiring the ability to solve quadratic equations, or military service in the Starship Troopers. Or you can allow everyone over a certain age to vote, without discriminatory impediments.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus You can go the Heinlein route of requiring the ability to solve quadratic equations, or military service in the Starship Troopers. Or you can allow everyone over a certain age to vote, without discriminatory impediments.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus and @avclub-adb4c903674d579c1a43dbf3ae93f077:disqus I wasn't really buying into the whole birther conspiracy about Bethlehem.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus and @avclub-adb4c903674d579c1a43dbf3ae93f077:disqus I wasn't really buying into the whole birther conspiracy about Bethlehem.