"It's all right, Lisa. It's just a bird. You don't control the birds. You will someday…"

IDIOT RUINS GAME
SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT

IDIOT RUINS GAME
SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT

Nothing subtle about it, I want to see bandolier straps hit the floor.

Nothing subtle about it, I want to see bandolier straps hit the floor.

Spin-off, shmin-off, I want my Chewbacca origin movie.

Spin-off, shmin-off, I want my Chewbacca origin movie.

"OOWWWWW! AUUUGGGHHHRRRGGHHah the hell with it."

"OOWWWWW! AUUUGGGHHHRRRGGHHah the hell with it."

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
"I don't know!" (sobbing)

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
"I don't know!" (sobbing)

I was disappointed there wasn't an Albert Brooks episode on this list. I can't imagine The Simpsons without him.

I was disappointed there wasn't an Albert Brooks episode on this list. I can't imagine The Simpsons without him.

Absolutely, that's a top-10 episode in my world. It tackles one of the most depressing subjects possible and manages to be hilarious AND depressing.

Absolutely, that's a top-10 episode in my world. It tackles one of the most depressing subjects possible and manages to be hilarious AND depressing.

Why "raped by a panda" hasn't replaced "jumped the shark" in the vernacular makes no sense to me.

Why "raped by a panda" hasn't replaced "jumped the shark" in the vernacular makes no sense to me.

@avclub-9f3362679d786df531bab7953d7ab610:disqus Let's not forget Clint's other defining moment: showing up uninvited and declaring himself leader of the Thunderbolts.

@avclub-9f3362679d786df531bab7953d7ab610:disqus Let's not forget Clint's other defining moment: showing up uninvited and declaring himself leader of the Thunderbolts.

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