Yes!  Yeeeeeesssssss!

Don't get me started on Wargs.  That was one of the very few things that disappointed me with Jackson's movies.  I thought the wargs looked totally retarded.  And aren't wargs supposed to be intelligent?  I hope they fix this for the Hobbit flicks.

Do you know what blows my mind?  Joe Piscopo was lampooning how tedious and worn-out Rooney's act was, and this was 25 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

I love watching fictional dramas where innocent people are tortured and killed.  They should include a laugh track.

I remember when trading drooped right after Lovelace's book "Ordeal" came on the national scene.  But after a few months, trading was stiff again, and the market shot straight back up. People realized that they pulled out way too early.

He has a feed. Porn futures are traded on a floor like any other commodity.  A dirty, sticky floor.

Can you fucking believe they made 179 episodes of 2 1/2 Men?  Seriously, is there any way to tell the difference of one episode from the next?  Are people really that fucking bored?

"I've had a really hard day and I hate the fucking Zep"

"Cast a Deadly Spell" - one and done.  My boy Fred doesn't overstay his welcome.

Will the pyramid cost $20,000?  If so, it will be a shitty pyramid.

I DO own a TV, but I never turn it on.  I only look at a blank screen and imagine exiting stories where I am the hero.

Certainly not. TVs are Satan's portals into weak minds.  At night, my entertainment is either sleep or shadowgraphy.

"Pearl Jam "at least at the halfway point" on new album"

Would it be insufferably douchey for me to brag I haven't watched a single minute of this fucking show?

but…but…that soulpatch of his is soooooooo DREAMY!

I agree. Fantastic idea.  This should include Cage's douche metal-head son, and David Hasselhoff.  The vinegar and water would be pouring out of the TV.

Regardless of who shot first, the fact remains that George Lucas is the biggest skull-fucker this side of Hamlet.

I always thought the Doctor Who theme song ripped off of Roger Waters, not the other way around.

Kunta Kente?

Didn't "Colonial" style houses come from colonization?