Jesus, that's bad.

Also, the chase scene where the truck is moving the house and Riggs is fighting inside it while Murtaugh follows is really well-done and somewhat inspired in its commitment to a totally over-the-top action setpiece… but Lord do I hate that movie otherwise.

If you're a fan of him in The Expendables 3 I can hesitantly recommend Machete Kills

This is the most "mbs" comment I've ever heard, haha. Well done.

It's like getting to watch "Peter & the Wolf" every week!

She's really good in Nightcrawler

I actually vaguely remember this as an anecdote that Gibson told on Letterman when doing press for the movie.

Really?! Wesley Snipes is a fine martial artist, but "fast" isn't one of the things I'd associate with him.

But boobs though

I think that your #1 was intentional though. The US was so slow to condemn apartheid and the white South African leadership that the ridiculous nature of the foreign relationship in the film is just the next step of exaggeration as political commentary.

This is normally where I sarcastically quip "oh, a band played a song a couple years ago. Cool story, bro!" But I really like Future Islands, so this'll get a past.

Oh of course, I think it's just the initial idea of him being like "Not so fast".

Well he was still Japanese. Just born in China to Japanese parents.

I mean "Unfortunately, it’s a twisting of Gene’s creation, to which he put in so much thought. I think it’s really unfortunate." is a little more than "that's not what I would do." It's not hard to misinterpret his original words

Sad clowns aren't scary.

I'm still sad that WIll Poulter isn't attached anymore.

You say that, but there's an alternate universe where Donald Trump Mauled by a Pack of Jackals was posted at 1:19 pm.

Newswire:
Goldfrapp Played on Carson Daly 13 Years Ago and It Was Okay I Guess if You're into that Sort of Thing

And it's not even that great a performance!

Subjectively Great Job, TV