Is that what happened on the set of Taxi, Qweef?

Oh, I was out of the office on Friday which means I didn't look at A.V. Club.

Gender-swapping your own autobiography is a bold move.

Too bad it's "…illicutty"

And they suspiciously removed it from their official site: http://www.mtv.com/ontv/mov…

Better or worse than Bi Ling's?
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Holy shit, did anyone see Madonna do stand-up on Fallon a couple nights ago?! It was so fucking sad and terrible.

The only reason Oyelowo didn't win is because the MTV audience is intimately aware of his character in MI-5 and didn't feel comfortable calling Selma a "breakthrough".

Then check this out: https://twitter.com/brandss…

It's weird that they took the special edition approach and had random shit whiz by the screen for no reason.

Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez

Listened to the new track… seems copacetic.

Not a .gif, but I think this will help
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How's he not an AI? I thought he was. I guess Terminators can't go against their programming, but they have to have some Skynet juice in there, right?

Because, man! It's like, 'DUH'! I mean, can you believe that? What were they thinking?! My friends and I were watching it and we were all "Durpy dur" because like, come on, man! It's like, "Hey, look at this CGI!" What a way to be obvious! Oh, jeez! I nearly choked on my popcorn! Ha! What a maroon that Boyle…

Nah, everything would have to be dire for that to be true, and there's plenty of movies that have no redeeming qualities. The opening black and white sequence and Alan Silvestri's score are two things that somehow don't such, so I'll accept that movie as just really fucking stupid as opposed to the worst.

You mean you didn't hear about the non-simulated sex scene in Avengers: Age of Ultron between Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen?

He's actually optioned ten movies off the following: "What if superheroes existed in the real world?! You know, the real world we live in every day where everyone's a cynical rapist/murderer!"

He also showed me his pet snake (again, not sexual) who is "totally illegal, man… I had to get him from Mexico". He said it in that dumb cocky way that people do when they show-off about stupid shit that nobody else cares about.