This article about how Batman & Robin and Batman Forever are basically the same movie is pretty cool. A lot of it is just obvious three-act structure, but the piece gets into enough detail to be worth it.
http://www.slothsandmovies….

Note, in case anyone's wondering, the one good performance is Uma Thurman's vampy turn.

So your major argument is that the sequel isn't bad because it's a sequel to a bad movie, it has one good performance, garish technicolor effects, and a good soundtrack?

It still seems like an odd comment to call out something that contained the lightcycle scene a movie with "charmingly analog special effects"

Hey, don't knock the movie that introduced teenagers to Charlize Theron! That's definitely the movie you were talking about, right?

The Thing wasn't "cheap" though. It was a $15MM movie, which in 1982, was fairly substantial. More expensive than Wrath of Khan, Poltergeist, and around the same amount as Tron.

Ah, that makes more sense. But can't people realize that's not now anybody refers to percentages?

Coming out of "Jake Gyllenhaal" this reads like one of those Clickhole "They Said It!" articles.

Question, what's a 23-12 percent. Do you mean 23% of women chose Fey while only 12% of men did??

Man, all I saw was "Miller" and was like "Please be T.J. Miller", but nope.

It's about ethics in Sharknadoes!

That's funny because I definitely also used to get Brian Keith confused with Brian Dennehy.

To be fair, as far as I'm concerned everyone is completely ignoring the fact that Michael Jai White exists. That explains why he's not in everything.

Which is why I stopped going to doctors, thank you very much.

They just stick it to telephone poles in the winter and go to town.

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket

I still have issues confusing Richard Gant and Keith David. Also David Keith and Robert Wuhl. So don't name your kid some combination of Keith and David I guess is what I'm trying to say.

I feel bad for all those guys in the top 60th percentile who had their dicks stretched longer than when naturally erect…

Big Red Paws?

Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are PAUSING the apocalypse!