Screw the Heat. Imagine how entertaining a Pacers-Warriors Finals series would be. It'll never happen, but damn that'd be something.

Seriously, how hard is it to get NBA coverage here in Australia? It's infuriating. Or expensive. Or both!

They jump right out of their pants!

Rudd has a better agent.

Damned pretty bastard! Leave some looks for the rest of us.

I thoroughly enjoy this show. That's all I have to say about that.

You are a poopy head. You're welcome!

He does, however, like to get funky.

For those who wish to see physical harm befall Piers Morgan, have a look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Your haiku is poo
And so are you.

Well I guess I'm glad we're not the only cinema-goers being gouged in this crazy world of ours.

Is your country also Australia? Because movie ticket prices here are straight up ridiculous.

Well, maybe not from you.

My go-to example for the worthlessness of Academy Awards is the fact that Clive Owen is a nominee. All the charisma and acting talent of a pizza box.

Yeah, I've purchased Kingdom Come at least 6-7 times due to lending, having someone love it, and having them keep it as the beginning of their shiny new collection.

Haha, I'd actually forgotten about it. Thanks for the terrible, terrible reminder.

I mention it downthread, but is making crap like this penance for appearing in both Avatar and Terra Nova? Because that's good. Penance must be served! Careers ended! It's only fair.

I want to know how a guy who was in both Terra Nova and Avatar can be considered overqualified. Unless this is some sort of penance.

What if he was played by Shaq? That'd be super rad. I mean terrible. But I'd probably watch it out of morbid curiousity. And it really couldn't be worse than Steel.

You're close. Put Lebowski at 1 and drop the rest down a notch.