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I'm 7 episodes in and I'm digging it. Take that.

You gotta lock that down early…

Oh most definitely.

I do like that the Game Show aspect of it is starting to affect the contestants. I always heard that if you ever wanted to be picked for The Price is Right or Let's Make a Deal that you really had to be an over-the-top character and attract attention.

Birnam Wood came at me once, but I was all like, I got matches, yo.

Yep, that was definitely a Rob Lowe poster.

Two caffeine pills… and a beefstick.

He played a memorable role as cheeseburgers in an episode of South Park

Something something taste like Charlie Sheen?

"Sir, the National Organization of Dumpster Divers is protesting outside. Yes, they've become an organization now…"

And I shall shed my light over dark evil.
For the dark things cannot stand the light,The light of the Green Lantern!

There's just no appeal here for me. Can't quite articulate it but something about Anne Heche annoys me and the premise just seems painful. Which deity will she be hearing in her head? Does it even matter? If this gets dark and ends up being the story of a woman grappling with insanity, maybe I'll watch, but I think

Argh! That is correct. I should've known better. Leaving it unedited for my violation.

Oh good, now Manny Pacquiao & Ke$ha have something in common

The ones who don't think there's enough tentacles in Yo Gabba Gabba

I get the feeling that his Crystal Skull vodka will be making several cameos whenever this gets made and/or released direct-to-VHS

It wouldn't have surprised me if my parents had to pay a fine to the local rental store for stretching out the tape after I rewound the Kim Basinger-not-quite-a-striptease scene from My Stepmother is an Alien over and over and over again. We didn't have cable at the time, is what I'm saying.

I've only read his Wheel of Time work and liked what he did for the most part, but danged if it doesn't seem like he's taking some of the worst lessons from the 80's-90's era of Fantasy by first writing a series of considerable & potentially-exploitable length and second by starting that series before finishing

I get the feeling you'll start a rewatch, get to Season Five or so and then just sort of stop…

Okay, is it weird that I just imagined a scene where a bearded Creed Bratton is running away from a federal agent down a drainage sewer at the top of a dam. He stops at the edge of a dam before falling and the agent yells "Freeze!" As he turns around with his hands on his head, pointing a gun at him is… Creed Bratton.