FIREBALL!

They've had those moments of genuine mutual respect throughout the series though- I remember Jim's outreach when Dwight was devastated over losing Angela.

It wouldn't surprise me if that actually happens. The Halperts pack up a Winnebago for a 3-month summer trip around the country with the Athlead crew. It's not like Dwight doesn't have affection towards both to permit that to happen.

Also, consider he part-timed (if that) the last 6-8 months or so…

Followed by Wallace's immediate "wait, what?!"  I always loved Wallace in that straight-man role.  I didn't mind when he lost everything and went off the deep end, but he's at his best when he realizes that he's invested in a circus.

"Higher Love?! It's a CLASSIC!" - Dennis Reynolds.

Yup, that's a pretty standard go-to for tragedy-splices. Have you heard the 9/11 remix? I refuse to look it up. It happened.

I seem to remember Ultra Magnus had quite the potty-mouth: "Open Damn you!!" Maybe it was that flaw  which kept him from opening the Matrix of Leadership and becoming the new leader of the Autobots while being anthemized by that Dirk Diggler song.

There are also a characters named Snow Job, Grunt, Clutch, Stalker and Skidmark. What I'm saying is there's probably a lot of slashfic stories out there that could be completeley innocuous.

It's as egg as the plain on her face.

Waittaminute- it sounds like you're all telling me that Channing Tatum's Duke was originally killed-off early in the movie and then, because it tested so poorly, they had to reshoot and insert him back in?!

Wait, is that… is that… MY GOD THAT'S SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S MUSIC!!!  HE'S BACK!! HE'S BAAACK!!!

Actually, his first go at creating Serpentor did turn into a globbery mass of goo…

MISTAH-EFFF!

Actually, upon brief reflection, I remembered that the stun-gun/taser thing took out the fricking dragon guy as well. That thing better say "Vorpal" on the side of it.

Wood really doesn't conduct electricity well, right? I mean, I don't remember a lot from middle school science class, but it just seems there's no way that her little handheld stungun should generate enough electricity to do much more than lightly scorch August's surface. Even if he wasn't "all-wood" by that point…

I was born in Niagara Falls, and at the time I was growing up in the mid-80's, Rick Manning was a MLB player from Niagara Falls playing for the Indians. Other than a Gold Glove, he was pretty mediocre, but in doing some research in elementary school for a report about him, I learned that he was best friends with…

((SHLUUURRRPPPPPP)))

Wow, Mary Lynn Rajskub as Pam? I don't see it…

I think I could golf through downtown areas in them.