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This episode was not good, and it's obvious that the running theme of The Farm would've been "Goofy Schrute Rule/Custom of the Week" with the basic casting structure of what seems to be Joey.

I hope it's "up"  and the main character is played a very large straw and Meloni plays an old Hoover.

Agree- the soundtrack put it over the top. I just listened to a recording of the Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross medley by PLAY!  If you haven't, there's probably a YouTube video of it somewhere of a handful of songs from both that end in To Far Away Times… Just makes me wish someone would do a full orchestral arrangement

J.D. looks off, sees images of himself, Turk in a wig and demonologist Dr. Jan Itor standing in a room as flies buzz around while Kelso standing at the top of the stairs, boringly droning "GET OUT" over and over.

I'm Keith!

He's gettin that internet money- just waiting at the Colorado Department of Internet Money behind Numa Numa, Tron Guy and Butters.

This doesn't look good.

I love vinyl if only because the covers have the potential to be works of art in their own right. And there really is nothing better for an artist's autograph than the cover.

Only fingers? Does that include hand stuff?

Maybe to liven things up they should have these girls meet up with those three teenage girls who follow their psycho-fundamentalist dad around performing exorcisms and see how crazy things get.

"Not sleeping with someone until you’re married is one way to find yourself engaged."

I appreciated the opening title sequence. JR Ewing was one of the greatest TV characters ever written and an all-time villian in any medium, and Larry Hagman was a class act in everything he did, and maudlin, funereal or whatever else, it was a nice tribute.

Lifetime adapted this story not too long ago. Production quality aside, it really wasnt compelling. Dunno how Coppola/Watson really make the story any better or watchable.

Is this the film where a young Fairuza Balk sings about defying gravity and everyone in the audience gets blowjobs?

For some reason , this reminds me of a documentary I came across on Netflix that was about John Hughes. It was basically these four kids hanging out talking about how much they loved his movies, and then when they made this journey to his house, they were turned away without ever seeing him. The most hilarious moment

I sank into a bit of a depression when I saw that news. And then I realized he just needs a golden crown…

You just made me realize that I'm probably going to see a scene in the preview for Scary Movie 67 where there's going to be an empty chair chatting online with some guy in a Notre Dame football jersey.  It won't make any sense, and then the scene will end when the chair says "Well, call me maybe?" and the guy looks at

Duck Dynasty in the rookie upstart role. Damn it all, I like this show. Then again, who'd have thought that a reality show about a family/group of people who, while actually goofy at times, are genuinely nice to each other would otherwise make for great TV.

I can only assume he will be the nice boyfriend of some random female character who will get his heart broken when she leaves him for Brick.

Hey, until we get a movie scene with Mandy Moore and a Snowman in a shower together, you keep your judgments to yourself, mister!