Calling all Nashvillians!

In five sentences…

Dude, uh…failed halfsies?

I've only ventured (however briefly) into Youtube commenterdom when back in the day I was looking up some Mike Birbiglia stand-up clips. I was surprised to find that the comments were all simply quotes of jokes in the video. Why would they do that? I just watched the video. I don't need to be reminded, verbatim, what…

I know exactly one person who is excited about the royal wedding. However, she is wedding planner, so perhaps it's relevant to her profession?

Oh man, I'm so thrilled remembering these songs. "Everything You Know Is Wrong" and "The Night Santa Went Crazy" were a huge part of my childhood. When almost everything non-Christian was banned in my house, Weird Al got a pass and for that I am ever grateful.

Well, this story isn't about Roberts' or Tootsie's; it's about a place called 2nd Fiddle, also on the Broadway strip, also a divey honky tonk bar. I was there getting shots at 3pm on a Saturday and as we walked in the band started ripping into "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" (originally performed by Joe Nichols).…

Ah, hello Tanooki! I am also not sure how my schedule will accommodate the Mountain Goats show. And I also have loser friends who are all going to be out of town on Saturday for the Destroyer show, so I may be there alone.

Hells yes on Roberts, and the Charlie Daniels Museum. It's so tacky, but at the back has a really nice view of the Cumberland. Oh, and it's free because they want you to go in, look at Charlie Daniels memorabilia, and then buy some postcards of girls in thongs.

Anybody going to see Mountain Goats at Mercy Lounge on Wednesday?

Yeah, I truly wish the word could get out to tourists that the Grand 'Ol Opry is fucking faaaaarrrrr away from downtown. There used to be an amusement park there, so I think that's why they moved it. Now there's a HUGE outlet mall and it makes exactly zero sense to have the Opry out there.

Sean, can I assume you are the womb from which "because of course it does" was birthed?

Hopeful, indeed.

Yeah, I discovered the artist pages the other day when Captain Recycleromatic gave me the order to click on the Kate Vogle (no, thats's not how her name is spelled) one. I obeyed because holy shit her boobies looked good in that dress.

He seems like an affable kind of guy.

I would like some evidence presented that Sarah Michelle Gellar is right-wing.

Thanks for answering, Sean. I do enjoy the Newswires on their own merits. I've just observed quite a bit of reverence for these buzzkills and well, I feel like I missed out. I hope everyone feels appropriately sorry for me.

Wow, why did they stop doing that? Sean, I'm asking you. Tell me why.

I was born here after Friday buzzkills ceased to be. Thus I am unfamiliar with them. I wonder…how different were they from the Newswires of the present?

I'm actually surprised LL hasn't succumbed to having a reality show yet. It's almost…it's almost like she thinks it would be undignified to do that.