Wasn't the first…

I've seen part of her show before. They do this "roundtable" thing where a couple of comedians just kind of riff about current (usually celebrity-related) events. The time I saw it the other comedians were pretty funny and Chelsea to her credit was quick with a good ad-lib retort or insult. She's good off the cuff and…

I would have been f#$%t…

That there picture up yonder

I usually recognize a few of the party rap songs because I used to be a DJ. Also, "Goodies" is totally still on my workout mix. Really gets me movin'.

@The Artist Formerly Known as…

Glee

Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me? If I found you, would you let me come and stay? Alls I need's a few more dollas, then I'm outta here to stay…

Also a woman, also love Newsies. Yes, nostalgia is involved, however…

Well I admit that I very willingly attended an evangelical Bible college. I wanted to study the Bible. It's a long story.

@The Distinguished Dr. Robuttnik -

Waffle House waffles are quite good. I have absolutely willingly and yes, rationally dined at the Waffle House. It has been many years, though. That's what I get for not going to shows anymore.

I *always* eat at a place that has "Scattered, Smothered, and Covered Hail of Fists" on the menu. Doubleplusgood if that's also the name of the restaurant.

@Reformed Calvinist

I wonder if the gentlemen here actually would feel some kind of hesitation telling a commenter they know to be female that they will punch her in the fucking face. I hope not. I can take my canceraids like a man.

…Lambert is always tryin'
to be a wild a woolly sheep.
Lambert the sheepish lion!

Oh good! Roommate stories are fun!

Funny thing, I've never known an actual bisexual girl to make out with another girl for male approval. They keep the lady lovin' in the bathroom where it belongs.

@Best Answer Guy -

Anyhoo, now that I've made the investment of actually reading this newswire, I have this to say: Is this not essentially what they did with the first one? I remember the trailers for it saying to "demand it come to your city" or something.