Maybe it's just as well if The Silver Chair is never filmed. Tom Baker's Puddleglum is hard to beat.

"Sic semper bananas!"

"What the hell happened to my planet? I want ahhnsahs!"

"All of these [Clash] collections, to their credit, ignore Cut The Crap…"

I think The Buddha of Suburbia is Bowie's strongest album of the 90s, but yep, Outside is pretty solid.

And what about the "WE'LL BE BACK" caption at the end of Mac and Me? WHERE'S MAC AND ME PART 2, DAMMIT??

"You're off your bleedin' nut, Wonka!"

"We know nothing about what happened between Bill and those women. But we can assume this: Bill stands for everything we don't stand for. Also he told me you guys look like dorks!"

Self-worth scatters, self-esteem's a bore. Fatman's long since moved to a higher plateau.

Funnily enough, my first exposure to Gary Numan was via the first X-Files soundtrack album, which included the Foo Fighters' cover of "Down in the Park."

The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.

If nothing else, Michael Shannon makes the film worth a watch. It's not a bad movie, but whether it's down to casting, writing, or acting, Kim Fowley is by far the most interesting character in it…which is something of a flaw when the movie's supposed to be about, you know, the girls.

Jesus Christ. Now I know I made the right call when I refused to see the post-Raimi Spidey films.

And if I dare to shamelessly self-promote, I wrote a lengthy piece about The Simpsons' history in Australia over at Dead Homer Society back in 2013: http://deadhomersociety.com…

"Most of the early episodes are from [Bart's] perspective" isn't true. The merchandise and media attention/notoriety was certainly Bart-centric, but the actual show wasn't. If you look at the 13 episodes of season 1, only five of them ("Bart the Genius," "Bart the General," "The Telltale Head," "The Crepes of Wrath,"…

Yeah, it's pretty much the only track on there that's actually funny.

Stephen King's Sleepwalkers is a pretty dodgy film, but Good Lord, is Mädchen Amick insanely gorgeous in it.

Leaving mistakes in is the Twin Peaks way!

Apparently Megatron had to fend off Second Unit Director Starscream, who kept challenging Megatron and trying to take over the film.

"Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. In addition to defending me against rape allegations, you may now praise me as your almighty!"