:-(

:-(

I thought of the bars of soap inside the socks from Full Metal Jacket, and that made this even more funny/disturbing for me.

I thought of the bars of soap inside the socks from Full Metal Jacket, and that made this even more funny/disturbing for me.

If Ving Rhames hung up on me while I was trying desperately to be polite and explain the utterly awkward situation, I would just be inconsolable.  "No, please, Ving! My man! It's not what you think! Come back!" *click* *sobs* "Viiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg. W-w-w-hyyyy?"  

If Ving Rhames hung up on me while I was trying desperately to be polite and explain the utterly awkward situation, I would just be inconsolable.  "No, please, Ving! My man! It's not what you think! Come back!" *click* *sobs* "Viiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg. W-w-w-hyyyy?"  

Me too.

Me too.

Loved that Dr. Jinx is a big NKOTB fan.

Loved that Dr. Jinx is a big NKOTB fan.

Hailing from a town nearby Hershey, PA, my family really is a staunch Twizzler family. There's always been some in the kitchen for as long as I can remember.

Hailing from a town nearby Hershey, PA, my family really is a staunch Twizzler family. There's always been some in the kitchen for as long as I can remember.

Your girlfriend gives isolated seniors AIDS?

Your girlfriend gives isolated seniors AIDS?

Good thing Carl spent the past year living amongst and killing the undead..or else that would have been pretty traumatic.

Good thing Carl spent the past year living amongst and killing the undead..or else that would have been pretty traumatic.

Because her side-boob was on network television and we're here talking about it.

Because her side-boob was on network television and we're here talking about it.

Yeah, but the surprise is part of the fun. And frankenstorm knocked out huffpost.

Yeah, but the surprise is part of the fun. And frankenstorm knocked out huffpost.