Ginger Crevasse…I think I'm getting carried away here…

You'd be surprised at the marketing potential behind anyone who ends up with a show on tv, regardless of their (ir)redeemable qualities. Ratings=$$$

I assumed O'Reilly is "writing" these "assassination" books on Presidents b/c he has one thought in mind—-his hatred for Obama. He's just dying to write his first work of fiction, something like "Killing O'Bane, the Assassination of an American President" or something equally obvious….

Since "Crazy Sexy Cool"?

I second that sentiment

"You got to keep making fists to appear tough, while it just comes naturally to me, whatever your name is, token co-star"

Some local radio station(s) 'round here play "Light My Fire" Lite, meaning the version with an abridged(10 sec or so) organ solo, which pretty much sinks the song into the commercial classic pop/rock station hell that it has become a staple of. Manzarek pretty much makes the original album track what it was meant to…

Grammatical mistakes are the gateway drug to slurred speech

The Dachshund rebellion in Prussia was even worse…

Dingos take the cake in my mind. Can't get worse than baby snatchers.

Who's Indiana Gary and what has he done to deserve such ignominy?

Pittsburgh is actually one of the ugliest cities on earth. Yes it's very green and the hills add some variety to the landscape, but don't let that fool you…

Dade County if my recollections are correct, sir. 2nd most after Dade for a long time.

It's really the pro-sports mentality that dominates the culture here. The Stillers and Penguins are just HUGE here. And very successful, both on the field and the various programs they hold off the field for the sake of fan support and appreciation.

The XXXTRA-Large sized model is determined/measured according to her VAJAYAJAY's clearances

Make sure you get her the XXXTRA-Large to accommodate her..age….er, experience…

COME AGAIN??

His 1975 Hawaiian resort swingers' party slides?

This could be thinly-veiled veneration for Michael Mann, who is, judging by his track record, one of America's best directors/producers. Pretty awesome, no doubt. And the show, Miami Vice, was must-see back in the day. Oh…do I sound old??

You Austinites just have it so good…rub it in, why don't you??