Your sex life involves you giving oral sex to a lemon stuck on a wrench. That's your problem. What "dates"??

Your sex life involves you giving oral sex to a lemon stuck on a wrench. That's your problem. What "dates"??

You have to use a tooth.

Is that you, Slartifarbast? You forgot to include a weed-friendly climate there, didn't you?

Is that you, Slartifarbast? You forgot to include a weed-friendly climate there, didn't you?

(see above for translation…and a decidedly less explicit pop-cultural reference)

(see above for translation…and a decidedly less explicit pop-cultural reference)

This is not a pipe

This is not a pipe

I remember seeing "Proof" many years ago and really being blown away by it. An up-and-coming Russell Crowe is also in that. Great performances all-around, hooray for Aussie indie flicks!

I remember seeing "Proof" many years ago and really being blown away by it. An up-and-coming Russell Crowe is also in that. Great performances all-around, hooray for Aussie indie flicks!

Silverstein.

Silverstein.

B/c "warp speed" is not at all stupid

B/c "warp speed" is not at all stupid

Unless someone pierced his heart with a stake, he ain't going nowhere…

Unless someone pierced his heart with a stake, he ain't going nowhere…

That photo just BEGS for an "ALT" caption. C'mon, AVClub staff…

That photo just BEGS for an "ALT" caption. C'mon, AVClub staff…

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