Never mind!

"tenancies? …..turds domestic walence"

Napoleon Bonaparte.
Must have wielded the tiniest prick in history….

Au contraire. Your mom was paid a visit by a certain Honore Ballsack and she enjoyed his mighty pen

I'm kind of douchey…
Mine are William Shatner, Marcel Marceau, Roger Whittaker
and Andrew LLoyd Webber

He was the school custodian who never got around to doing his rounds cuz he always got stuck in the cleaning closet doorway.

Please don't mention "double" around fat people it really won't remedy the situation….

Will the coffin be conveyed in a hearse or a semi-trailer?

*chair collapses*

I'd give my right arm to be twenty and naive again….

He expected a black dude with a funny wig smashing watermelons on the cover…it would be confusing to me too…

Cigar Rose

…Gadget go…

The sudden appearance of vultures tipped people off; the maggots were always there…

Facts, numbers, information….how do they work??

He finally stopped bleeding from the ears?

Taken into the context of Balkan history, dreadful acts by Serbs against her neighbors were reciprocations for earlier, much larger war crimes committed by the same(Bosniaks, Croatians, Albanians, etc) that were largely unprovoked during WWII. That doesn't excuse their acts but you put it so simply….
Also, the director…

So all Serbs are weird b/c the few you've dealt with were weird. This is 5th-grade intellectual maturity, dude. Give  the "edit" button a try for once….

I am an exception. My fucking is highly sophisticated.
Well, until I bring in the top hat and aviator gloves.
At that point, yeah, it's kind of a pretentious affair.

MISERABLE FAT BELGIAN BASTARDS