All of this stuff about the actual talk shows is so foreign to me…I love Larry Sanders, but I've never watched a non-Daily Show evening talk show in my life.

And also his butt. Just a couple dozen shots of his butt.

cyril connolly?

John Cleese and that teensy piglet is just the cutest thing.

How anyone could NOT love Buddy Cole all the time always is certainly beyond me. Especially the one where he kills the drag queen and ends up in prison.

He is TERRIBLE, why do so many people like him? What a smug prick.

If you're not a woman then why does your opinion about what word is more offensive matter?

That is seriously my favorite movie scene of all time. Half the time I watch the movie I just sit down to watch that. Then I inevitably watch the rest, too.

It's like how there's a certain kind of guy who'll break out "cunt" the second someone brings up Jenny Mccarthy because she kills kids. Which, yes she does, but they're just so goddamned gleeful to have what they feel like is a legit excuse to use what can be a really hurtful word.

At least one metal fan I knew in high school got laid via me. I lost my virginity while Sonata Arctica was playing. That there is why nobody wants to fuck a metalhead.

Is it too late to say, "MRA idiot, go away?"

And custom-build their own, vaguely insectile instruments?

Nobody would hugely slam Scott Thompson.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Ugh, BB creams…such a good idea, but there's always SOMETHING like that to ruin them in my experience. Or it smells weird, or won't settle on my skin right, or it's got this mysterious "lightening" ingredient and I just don't know.
Man I feel like I never comment on the…

I guess most of the Kids' sketches are really affectionate/well observed about gay people though (Steps, the one where Scott mauls a guy while in a bear suit for calling him slurs), in a way that a lot of gay jokes aren't.

I just checked again…it's still dumb.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  That might be funny to you now but you should see what Rise Up Singing did to my parents' guest room.

And yet everywhere in Germany where Goethe so much as took a shit is revered as though it were a holy site…weird priorities.

Hmm…I feel like I should've known that.

There was another shitty metal band that my ex-boyfriend liked that had a similar gimmick. They sucked, he sucks, and this also sucks. Happy early fuck-you friday.