Oh lordy. I'm not sure I'm ready to masturbate to the Oscars. But if needs must.

You jest, but I actually think he might be a nice choice. Charming, kinda old-fashioned, seems eager to please but not in an annoying way. And it'll give me a chance to sell my patented moisture-proof hamm-panties to a wider audience.

Together, they were doing a great impersonation of my high school drama program.

LOL Daily Mail, opinion column by a man, and some other bullshit.

Now you're talking my language.

Hey, yeah! Any word from assholes in this documentary?

Aaaaaaaaand the one nice palate-cleanser after all the dumb comments on McFarlane at the Oscars is doomed to be a "What happened to our precious comments section??????" chat page.

Doesn't matter how it began.

That's kind of why it's so bad. It's a 50s vintage joke and it's 2013, our ideas about gender relations ought to have changed.

Or, at the very least, balls.

It's pretty inappropriate to point to one of those kids in particular and say "YOU! YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE RAPIST! I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW!"

That came out kind of mean.

It's neither well-done nor effective, not that the OP is correct. He's clumsy, punches downward too often, can't tell when he's gone too far, and has a smug he-can't-do-that-can-he-oh-no-he-is look on his face that makes any person who wouldn't willingly call themselves something as utterly insipid and…

Ye gods, no. I can't imagine anyone worse for the context of the Oscars. I mean, I can. But god, no.

Especially since so many of those women exposed their breasts in rape scenes or scenes following rapes, which maybe figured into their decision to be topless on camera when they might otherwise not have been ("Nobody's gonna jerk off to this scene, I'm covered in bruises and sobbing, it's a serious drama, I'm a…

I vote Larry Sanders for 2013.

Yeah. I haven't been seeing nearly enough people who both realize that it was a (poorly executed, ill-conceived) joke and that it still really wasn't OK, and also that it wasn't the end of the goddamn world. Good job, O'Neal

That's a weird place for a tiger.

That sad Irish lesbian?

Hell, it was creepy enough that he wrote Across the Sea then.