but which will come first
the episode of lohan vomiting all over a tranny she's trying to pick up, only to kill him/her, or gibson denouncing the city and paying a pack of african americans to rape lindsay lohan?

i'll be first to
punch myself right in the fucking face.

my sorta brother in law
is out of work, so he keeps traveling between here and another state to take on part time work. so he's a migrant worker. does this make him a wetback?

there is nothing funny whatsover about Sunshine Wonderwheel. that is a long running family name and should be treated with respect and sober consideration.

i assume megan fox is otherwise engaged?

just to hop in here:

punches you all in the fucking face
but there's no malice. please have a decent to awesome rest of your day.

is no one gonna mention the e e cummings ha! ha! just dropped like it had no handle? no one?

but whadda ya want from me?

anyway…
…i showed his brother what-for atop that mountain in upstate new york - everything was fine until his old man showed up with that crazy blue death club and showed me who buys the groceries.

or really thought hard about dennis rodman…

i would just like to defend very bad things as not nearly as shitty as actual shit. there's one part towards the end, there… not sure what it was, but i remember thinking that it was redemptive in nature.

which is funny, as the entire state is colored some shade of brown.