Oh Morn. Come here and give me a hug you misunderstood lug.

Nerds! All of you!

I had such a crush on Frank Gorshin back when I was just a teenage strumpet. Something about how good his legs looked in green spandex.

Sam Elliot?

I think all Kiss songs sound like porno titles.

Oops. It must have been because I was wearing clown makeup.

My terrorism courses had far too little focus on fieldwork.

We are psychic Zack.
I know what you're thinking, and no you can't wash my back while I shower.

Are you a Nigerian Prince?

Well, wouldn't terraforming a planet be interfering with normal evolution?

"I can feel the universe within me".

Theremin's are awesome. You don't know what you're talking about.

He would make people watch Mad About You until their brains melted.

Was it Pete Townshend?

Deal me in! I'll wager my bike, an assortment of vintage dresses and my boyfriend.

Can I pet your monkey?

The one in Medicine Man takes the cake.

(facepalm)

It's not strong enough actually. He's easily the most loathsome potential candidate I've ever seen.
If he was assassinated, I'd have to think long and hard whether to celebrate or not.

Variety would have used 'boffo' in there somewhere.