Are you saying Vanilla Ice wasn't as talented and exuded less raw, sexual charisma as Brando?

This movie may be the bizarro-Kane.

Someone tell me how to find this. Also someone FedEx a copy to the RiffTrax guys.

I think of our beloved Senator Kennedy pronouncing his name 'Sammy Sooosa'.

I think he's referring to the genre, not the actual talent level.

It is legitimately traumatizing.

Rush Limbaugh made me a lesbian.

John Candy in Only The Lonely?

Cary Grant?

Billy Joel appears and crashes a car into your house when you do that, so don't.

Was his twin brother the actor from Strangers On A Train, or Trelane from Star Trek?

It was Liberace with the candelabra in the piano room?

And as for snarky crap? What is this? Loveline? Why on earth go on an article about Dungeons & Dragons and start oversharing your pathetic lovelife?
You're like the guy who discusses movies only as far as they relate to them/

Jeez louise @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus , you are quite the mess.
This will end up sounding harsher than you want to hear, but I think you should hear it from someone else rather than hearing all this aren't you great stuff.
You are right in one way, that there is something about you that makes women…

Is that the episode where it is a It's A Wonderful Life homage?
I really liked that growing up.  Had some wonderful things to say about regret and living life without it.

If wishes were horses I'd ride Julian Bashir for free.

Yes of course they did (changes subject nervously), who wants ice cream?

Yes of course they did (changes subject nervously), who wants ice cream?

I really liked that one.

I'm pedal powered. Well I normally am. I managed to destroy my bike. Now I get the fun of being packed into the subway from Brooklyn like a sardine shoulder with some people who clearly don't know what deodorant is.