Yeah, I've been really on the fence about when to upgrade to next gen down the line. But this is certainly makes me want to shorten it. I'll probably buy late summer.

Like PB gives a shit.

"Yeah that (insert previous game title here) was absolute shit. I'm sorry for all that complete and utter bullshit I told you. But hey, I'm a man who makes up for my mistakes. I promise you, this (insert future game title here) is the cream of the crop. I mean, it has to be with the (insert complete and utter bullshit…

Look, our story has characters with weird names and convoluted mythology. We're so unique.

Anemic StakeDeChest

Hmmm…Society not working? Well, have you tried turning it off and then on again?

I do feel incredibly bad (somewhat) for all the journalists stuck in Russia, lodged in that shitty hotel which hasn't finished construction. There's no lobby. No help desk. Tainted water. Broken elevators. And they get a picture of Putin on their nightstand. Cause that calming stare of his is a sure way to drift…

Yay! Backwards technology and retroactive continuity!

Likely. As that would explain the numerous downvotes already. Weirdly enough, as a side note, I never knew about the profile before so I thought everyone at A.V. Club was just ripping on Saves The Day.

Oh don't worry, people are also paying tens of thousands of dollars for his shitty paintings of photos copyrighted off the first page of a google image search.

I was going to make a joke, but I'm sorry, I just……does that autobot seriously have parachutes, a cape, and giant uzis built specifically for giant robot hands?

Woah, woah! Calm the fuck down man. It's just a movie.

Or an Entertainment Weekly.

I'm fine with nice lady ass in general, regardless of race. And I'm sure this show has other favorable qualities as well.
Also, do most girls wear high heels with casual clothes? I have no frame of reference, but that seems weird to me.

I actually thought that MOS was probably Snyder's best directorial effort so far. I enjoyed the film despite its faults, but most of the things I found issue with were from the script (the Codex junk primarily), more than anything else. Obviously he had to have some say in what went in the story, but from a purely…

The world needs saving again? Fuck! Call in the white people!

Pimp My Ride: The Wonder Years

It's generally not funny for me. It's all really low hanging fruit of cross-dressing, abortion jokes, questioning sexuality, inserting sexual innuendo whenever possible, rape jokes, gay jokes, or railing on traits of celebrity trainwrecks in boring monologue. Only stuff I really enjoyed were Todd Glass parts. The…

I wouldn't say its a lie, most likely we'll get better evidence down the line, but it's not the best start out of the gate for your next gen console when most of your launch titles (both PS4 and XboxOne) have been scoring pretty average reviews in comparison.

MassacreAlley: Inner City Slaughter