Man…I really need to catch up on my DVR. I have a few episodes backlogged of this, Wilfred, Adventure Time, and Breaking Bad.
(walks outside to shake fist at the sky) Goddamn you reality! Taking up too much of my time.

I don't have a folder. Just a lot of deleted cookies.

Well…technically she does mention her birth mother couldn't make it at her wedding reception, but that's the first time we heard about her since the episode where she had phoebe take care of her cat which was about 6 seasons before.

I always thought that Friend did well establishing its main cast, but it really sucked in building storylines branching off them with other characters. Side characters who really should've had an impact are just tossed aside for no point at all.

Damn straight. If I'm having my mouth sewed to another human's ass it'll be on my own terms.

Yes, because this series holds high marks in authenticity.

feat. Chris Brown

Yes! That was immediately my first thought.
BMO is somehow even cuter than Chansey.

It's great to see the Office is making their last season count. Who hasn't been waiting to meet Dwight's karate instructor? That's really what this has all been leading to.

If Bay has any sense at all he'll include a character plot that has Grammar implant his brain in a transformer.

Kelsey Grammer is….The Hollywood Republican!

Colbert needs to come on and be either surprised as all fuck or notice no difference with the staff change.

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That hurt me just a bit because I'm a second child.

I like the fact that their first kid was a huge plot point, then they had a second kid and no one gave a shit.

I'd resent that if I understood it

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…Michael Shannon as Bullseye…huh.. (rubs chin)Give me a moment.
(Jeopardy Music Interlude)

Having never really liked Superman as a character, the general reinvention displayed by the trailers for Man of Steel has really appealed to me. I'm open to reboots if they can do the same.

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Sure…that seems like sound logic.

Watching the ads for this, I just realized that the voice of Starfire is PB from Adventure Time.
So….that's what's new in my life.

With recent pictures of Jamie Foxx painted like a raspberry popsicle as Electro I have no fucking clue what Webb is going to do to Giamatti, but it's sure to be spectacularly awful.