I think he actually has marbles in his mouth.  I'm not even kidding

Cereal is bullshit, unless you stick to the ones with NO added sugar and don't ADD FRUIT.

Now we're talking!!

You realize you are eating a desert for breakfast, right?  Empty. empty calories.

That is a fuckton of calories/carbs.  Have some bacon with the eggs and  END IT.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!  Me too.  The reason I gave it up years ago is that whether I eat it or not, i'm hungry for lunch at the same time.  Waste of calories.  I might have brunch on the weekend, but that's different.

Again, breakfast is the most worthless meal of the day.  Suck it up, have some coffee, take lunch early, and have a nice dinner.

Dude, just go Atkins.  Works WAY better.  Those carbs in those diets are bullshit.  Low fat anything has more carbs than high fat.  Fat is your friend.  Carbs are your enemy.  Keep your carbs at 20-30 grams/day, and the fat will melt off.  Turkey bacon is not bacon, it is bullshit.

Diarrhea bullets is a quintissential oxymoron.

Breakfast is for pussies

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE ON FUCKING NETFLIX.  ALL BUT THE LAST 8 EPISODES TO BE AIRED AREN'T THERE.  IT'S 7.99 A FUCKING MONTH!!

Yes, yes it is.

Sweet Fucking Jesus.  This, above, is the worst part of a comments section.

Everybody stop with your fucking opinions.  It's all good TV.  What is enjoyable about splitting fucking hairs?

I could not agree more

Dynasty, Bitches

That's a cuntpunch!  NO ONE DENIES THIS!

That was a cuntpunch!

The heart wants what the heart wants.  In other words, FUCK EVERYBODY.

Does anybody really go to the theater anymore?  I used to spent the whole time trying to shut people up and throwing peoples phone in the garbage.  I'm content to wait until I can watch it on demand, I'll never go again.