Are you saying I shouldn't look for pictures of her to masturbate to?

I love my, love my, love my fuckin' country
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo country
I love this, love this, love this land of mine
For her, I'd willingly set down a land mine
Doo Doo Doo yeah I'm posting stupid shit
Doo doo YEAH! Yeah I'm postingggg shit!

I'm willing to bet that you're somewhat correct, but allwhat generalizing.

What the fuck world do you live in where you know people who identify as a CBS audience member versus an NBC audience member because of a specific show I've heard literally nobody mention ever? People watch reality shows.

My parents watch NCIS and all the CSIs but I also got them into Arrested Development and Breaking Bad. So maybe liking one thing doesn't exclude you from liking another. You know, democracy.

That made my dick tingle slightly. Thanks.

I watched 86 seconds of Up All Night and then switched the channel. Nobody cooked meth and I don't want to see an un-Gob'ed Will Arnett. Who would marry Gob but for an escalating series of dares? And I'm supposed to believe he actually stuck around past the birth?

Why would Tuco have killed Walt and Jesse at the end of season 1? Aside from having beat the shit out of Jesse, he seemed to respect them and their product. "We're gonna make a lot money together," he said. It wasn't until he thought that one of his guys went to the cops that he planned on killing anybody. Punching…

Church.

I think he meant there was nobody present to fight for. Is Don Eladio the absolute top guy in the cartel?

All of these things are correct. Don Eladio's Mike clearly checked out the gift before hand. It was clearly a party. Do you think he gathered together all of his men to witness him hug Gus? The shot glasses were at a poolside bar, on trays pretty clearly made for them. What is incorrect is that you are not nitpicking.

I was once with a prostitute who called it her cunt. Frankly it made me uncomfortable.  I always thought pussy was the standard inoffensive during-sex term. What, if not pussy or cunt, then what? I'm not going to respond to "eat my vagina".

This is funny.

You don't like eating ass then?

Just to clear it up, he lives in a house. As for a fear of success, he's pretty damn successful too. And I too would like to see him on Breaking Bad.

Clearly this was going to be a party, a celebration of the detente. Odds are there are trays and trays full of shot glasses in the bar. Either that or, you know, the waiters were prepared.

He doesn't even need crutches in real life anymore. According to Vince Gilligan, through hard work he was able to learn to walk without them. RJ Mitte is certainly not retarded.

I thought that was a bullet. Then I totally forgot about it. I think I had Drive in mind, where The Driver makes that guy surrounded by titties swallow the bullet.

Gus and Mike aren't up shit creek if they don't drink it. Not immediately anyway. Jesse's fucked though.

I predicted that Victor would die in the first episode of this season. However I thought it would be in a car accident or something. Didn't expect Gus to slit his throat.