11, 2, 5, 10, 4, 7, 9, 8, 3, 1, 6

Careful, boy.

She's a beautiful woman, probably.

I think assuming that she named the perfume is the mistake here. Models don't typically create/name the perfumes they advertise. The name was probably just an in-joke for the fans, not a continuity clue (same goes for the Britain's Got Talent reference).

Dwarves hate being called midgets. And midgets are small.