So what's the problem the OP has with the motherland?

Eh. I think whatever clothes you find lying around after "Burning man" have to be the non plus ultra of indigestable.

If someone says "Hakuna Matata" in front of me, that someone better be prepared for some disapproving looks.

Grand Prix is STILL going on? And little old me complaining about TV programming in the little corner of hell I live…

I m not dissing Strummer. If someone doesn't has command of the language, I can't blame him.
Just pointing that to a native speaker it sounds a bit funny.

Por las dudas.
In the "Spanish bombs" entry, you missed the fact that while "infinito" means forever, Strummer should have used "por siempre". Or at least "al infinito".

Eso es porque sos un raton de biblioteca, muchacho.

Hi, nice to meet the actual Mr. Roboto.
*Runs before the rocks start to fall*

"Shaving my balls in a party"? Who the heck is the writer there? Patton Oswalt?

By the way, out there, the police rank of commissar does exist (ie: comisario).

Una orden de SIDA, con guarnicion de cancer.

Precious: based on the film "Precioso", who nobody in the US saw, so they think that the remake is original.

*Takes out a syringe* Hold him while I administer the sedative.

I'll make a wild guess and say that by some chance his dad had the last name McCarthy.

This is the "Crazies that were right" list, Lovecraft In Brooklyn. Life on Mars (US) goes in the "Even M. Night Shamalahack says that ending was unbelievable" list.

@Danger Blouse: Yes, and while they are at it, they could come to Montevideo, a short 14 hour flight detour.

Sad recount.
Not nice seeing that many younger people on the death list.

These people couldn't figure out between some shows in their OWN country (where the heck is "Dead like me"?), much less they can do that about alien shows.

Let's see
A pic from Gilmore Girls for a header, nice.
A pic of J. Garner in black lingerie, nice.
Hm, his guys didn't mak…
On page 2 "John from Cincinnati" AND a "TBBT"ep WITH S. Glau.

Good to find out what "AV Club" really means.
Strange way to spell "we worship Joss Whedon", but hey, I've seen stranger things.