There's no need to apologize for that.

I would love to hear that seafood joke. Torturing the audience is hilarious.

Especially if they're trying to conserve characters - "do re mi" is much shorter than "doe ray me." 20% shorter.

If you know CancerAIDS, why are you even posting it?

He wipes his ass with his record contract - I love this guy.

Lone Rangers' demands
"Naked pictures of Bea Arthur."

That'd never happen.

It's cool, Insert Pun Here - I'll fuck the fat ones.

He helps people get free money from the government - that's a good guy.

cough cough fail cough cough

How does that make Norm MacDonald awesome? It just makes him seem like a dick. Ian may not have been the best love Simpsons writer, but come on - the man asked you not to smoke at his workplace.

Boners!

I want this more than words can express
And I hate Spider-man.

"I have the worst fucking attorneys."

They can't write original songs - that comes dangerously close to actual artistic expression. What do you want them to stop having robots sing for them too?

50 million smokers can't be wrong.

GTE
I've been asking for Grand Theft Equestrian for years now.

Seriously Hurrrrr? Obviously Axe is for douchebags.

For the life of me, I can't tell why they're starting to film on Michigan Ave. on the 4th of July. It's already a clusterfuck downtown without a BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE mucking up with works.

Also, we've seen that light before - DONKEY WHEEL.