Hmmm… no mention of the movie Hellgate?  First thing that came to my mind when I saw his name, so the article's title should be rip-Ron Palillo-Hellgate- star. 

Uschi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uschi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocking, fat internet writer doesn't like show making fun of a fatty

Shocking, fat internet writer doesn't like show making fun of a fatty

Damn, Bosley Crowther got burned,  "making it one of roughly a billion times when Bosley Crowther got it wrong" shit

Damn, Bosley Crowther got burned,  "making it one of roughly a billion times when Bosley Crowther got it wrong" shit

Fiscal year?

Fiscal year?

I feel there's a Bruce Jenner joke that could be made here, but hell I can't think of one.

I feel there's a Bruce Jenner joke that could be made here, but hell I can't think of one.

"Jerri is more vocally racist in this episode than we’ve ever seen her, which is saying an awful lost."  Yes it is.

"Jerri is more vocally racist in this episode than we’ve ever seen her, which is saying an awful lost."  Yes it is.

Straw men: like people who take their kid to comedy shows..riiiiiiiiiighttt

Straw men: like people who take their kid to comedy shows..riiiiiiiiiighttt

Strangely, the Aghan Whigs are not mentioned in the article, but I guess this is the AVClub.

Strangely, the Aghan Whigs are not mentioned in the article, but I guess this is the AVClub.

The VHS clamshell w/ 3D 3D design dimpled out featuring a really scary creature head and a guitar was probably Black Roses.

The VHS clamshell w/ 3D 3D design dimpled out featuring a really scary creature head and a guitar was probably Black Roses.

or future children