That's it. I'm done. I just…I quit pop culture.

Yeah, but when it's other nerds saying it to you, you at least give it a shot.

People told me that too. People who are apparently satisfied with a show namedropping shit they recognize as being recognizable only to us and a few others.

I was going to say Franklin would slap the shit right out of Beck's mouth, but then I realized my hero walked a more peaceful path, and would just convince half the country that Beck was dead.

I disagree with the math that says Jay-Z = Britta.

I wrote one of those, but they were the antagonists and the villain was the protagonist.

I assumed wheezing, bloody-throated Rooney.

Alas, poor Community. I knew it, Horatio.

I missed the part where Frank enlisted and therefore had the right to speak.

It didn't say original to America. Rather, something done throughout America. In fact, importing old traditions and combining them into something new is exquisitely American. So just assume the apple pie is piping hot with melted sharp Vemont cheddar atop. mmm…..

I've yet to see Stewart have to make shit up to prove his point.

Speaking as one of them, I'd say a few are socially inept, especially re: women, but I wouldn't call anything like the bulk of them mentally unstable.

Because rightist pussies bitch even more?

It's the kewl thing to do to dismiss people who own useful technology as mewling babies incapable of killing a boar with their teeth.

It was canceled out by the sentient foot.

I said some things. Then I said some other things.

That's a very Greendale way of dealing with expensive rights.

Maybe in L.A. it's considered frightening to dress as someone 19 years out of fashion on Halloween?

He's a spiffy guy. I attended a comic-con panel of his, once, and conversationally, he was just much sharper than the average person: no pauses or clutter phrases, just bang bang bang: repartee.

The daughter's as eerily unflappable as Nip/Tuck's Matty was laughably incapable of dating anyone who wasn't a Pied Piper.