Man, I hate to be superficial, but Jennifer Coolidge is not aging well.

I like this idea!

Speaking as one in possession of lady parts:

All my best to you!

Kraftin' Korner!

I beg your pardon, I've been in the audience for his show three times, and I have not seen a single toddler present.

Wow, a lot of people sure were shocked and even offended by the fact that a program that's essentially a parody of a right-wing talk show staged what appeared to be a spontaneous extended dance sequence featuring numerous celebrities and the Rockettes.

Truth? I don't even watch Breaking Bad. I don't really have the attention span a plot-drive series demands anymore, alas. But the tone of this, and Amelie's posts, bugs me, because there's a sort of smug "You people like something that's stupid and lame, and are too stupid to realize that it's stupid and lame" feel to…

Trying to take the Amelie approach of actively alienating the majority of your readership, hmm? Bold move.

The best podcast out there right now. I love how they describe people: Mickey Rourke is "a pile of mashed potatoes sculpted into the shape of a man," Tyler Perry is "a mattress on legs." Always funny, never obnoxious, never trying too hard.

Four screenwriters.

Literally LOLing (or at least, snickering out loud) at Verbinski's claim that The Lone Ranger was supposed to be the alternative to the big summer action movies. Wow. Okay. That takes some serious balls to say that with a straight face.

He gets to deliver a classic Bob Clendenin line

One thing I really admire about Diablo Cody is her believable dialogue.

I hate to criticize, because normally I love his writing, but that really carries over into his most recent book too.

The thing that kills me is that these assholes always have defenders, like that "Prodigal Sam" dude on Twitter who just reposted other comedians' Tweets and passed them off as his own. Even some dingbat writer for Salon (or Slate, they're interchangeable) wrote an essay defending him, and how everybody was making a…

Hey, "Twitter comedian" is a thing now too, so… **hangs self**

He seems like a fun guy.

Holy Jesus, you just keep outdoing yourselves with obnoxious animated ads.

God, I hate karaoke. I can't sing, and second hand embarrassment is one of my least favorite feelings, so I don't enjoy watching other people massacre "Friends in Low Places" or "I Will Survive." But I'll probably read this book anyway, cause I do like Rob Sheffield.