God, that was a terrible movie. I thought it was terrible when I was the target audience, and it's even more terrible now. The scene where Feldman tries to dance his way into Meredith Salenger's heart causes second-hand embarrassment.

I'm glad you're ok too.

Come here, darling, let me give you a hug.

Indeed, especially since Bernie was one of the writers of "We Built This City."

I will pay $100 to see this movie if there's a scene in which they recreate the video for "I'm Still Standing."

But for a certain subset of the sitcom-watching public, Friends was a view inside that Generation-X coffee-drinking New York scene

I am prepared to meet my doom here by saying that I'm kind of tired hearing about Arrested Development at this point.

I once had a pair of hamsters named Jules and Vincent.

LOL, that was the screening I was at. And while I didn't stand in line to see Lil Bub, my kid and I did run into her and her owner earlier, before the movie started, and got a picture. I mostly got a kick out of seeing my daughter's excitement over it.

I went to a screening of a documentary about Lil Bub, the other most famous internet cat. It was surprisingly touching. That being said, I don't think we need a movie in which we hear Grumpy Cat's thoughts.

“You can’t put a bake in the oven and walk away. You have to be there. You have to watch it.”

Shit, is it Wednesday already?

I have the feeling that Scott Ian doesn't like anything that's not "metal."

What I meant was that I've never seen Katee Sackhoff act in anything before, such "Battlestar," so, given the iffy reception of "Walking Dead" I wasn't sure if comparing her in appearance and acting style to Laurie Holden would be considered a compliment or a grievous insult.

I cannot believe anyone watches this shit, for any reason.

Watched this show for the first time tonight, and holy shit, this was just one cliche clumsily strung after another. We have the laconic small town cop who always knows more than the arrogant city boys, the deeply philosophical serial killer, the pompous, condescending FBI agent, someone hauling off and punching…

Please write him into an episode of Metalocalypse, please please.

Hopefully if a full-length feature is made it will have a scene in which Diamond Dave tries to pick up a chick in a bar and says "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the fuck."

Yeah, I just found a recipe for sweet corn and zucchini quesadillas that I'm going to try on Sunday.

The "watch Nicole Richie's reality show!" recommendation stands out like a giant sore thumb here, and honestly, makes me worry about the direction AV Club is going in. Then again, I'm grouchy and coming to the end of a very shitty week, so take that with a grain of salt.