Considering Staley was dead about a week or so before anyone discovered him, I'm going to take a wild guess that looking out for her son's best interests wasn't as much of a priority when he was still alive as it is now.

I saw Iron Man 3 and The Great Gatsby, and liked them both just fine. I don't know why there has to be some sort of bullshit "either/or" thing with them, to the point where Gatsby was offered up as the "ladies' alternative" to Iron Man.

The thought process behind choosing what shows get picked up is baffling.

Busy weekend in Sporksville. Friday I stood in line for nearly two hours to get a book signed by David Sedaris. It was worth the wait, though, as he is absolutely lovely and makes genuine conversation with everyone. He was very kind and patient with me as my social anxiety reared its ugly head.

Holy shit what

I have found that every Angel I've ever met has been almost stereotypical white trash.

I have found this to be true about men named Ron.

I am now 35% dumber for having read this.

Yep, not even bothering to start my own comment thread.

That was the one where the morning news show team lost their teleprompter and basically turned into Lord of the Flies, wasn't it? That was a great sketch.

I wish movies like this and Meet the Parents would be bold enough to explore the weird psychosexual dynamic at work, where the overbearing father still feels like he has to protect his daughter's virtue even when she's into her 30s. Because basically in real life these men would be in desperate need of long-term…

Try not to kill anyone when you go through nicotine withdrawal.

Mother's Day Thread!

I can beat that. My parents took me to go see Looking for Mr. Goodbar at age five, followed by Halloween a year later. They were those weird 70s parents who thought they were doing their kid a favor by treating her as a tiny adult.

Gonna have the change the name of this website to The MM Club.

Was just coming in to mention that Isaak's cover is pretty great too.

And straight to DVD/On Demand we go!

Well, at least he didn't pick from low hanging fruit, like "Mambo #5."

The "internet trolls" sequence is really where the show kind of lost me. It was very lazy writing, and reminded me of the plot of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Nah, Dr. Oz's pet obsession is weight loss, I can see him reviving that celebrity fat camp show VH1 used to do.