Hey, I live in Brooklyn, we're not all that bad.

And if you’re wondering why the parents of the bride and groom haven’t met before, it’s because their kids have only courted for three months.

I *think* it's Yowk, but admittedly I'm not 100% sure either.

It was watered down pop designed strictly to market "rap" to white kids, Jermaine Dupre was very savvy in that regard. The whole "backwards clothing" thing was manufactured too and pushed as a phony trend, despite the absurd impracticality of it. I feel bad that these kids did try to make a comeback as young adults,…

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be former child stars.

He only does it ironically.

Because Wilco doesn't have songs with lyrics like "Got run over by a crappy purple scion."

He still can't top Diane Warren for being the master of contemporary pop garbage:

People who have emotions are stupid!

This is one of those songs that suffers mostly from ubiquitousness, and from amateur filmmakers on YouTube using it as the soundtrack for memorials to 9/11 or a dead classmate, like Sarah MacLachlan's "Angel." It's kind of impossible to write a song about your deceased child and not have it come out mawkish and…

"Hurdy Gurdy Man" will always be creepy to me (in a good way) after seeing Zodiac.

I liked The Wedding Singer. And yes, Punch-Drunk Love was good too.

Gotta say, some of these, particularly We're the Millers and R.I.P.D. sound fucking terrible. There are few screen couples I can think of that would be more boring than Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston.

On what fucking planet would Leah Remini be related to either Simmons or Bornheimer?

I don't know about you guys, but I love when my fellow white people debate each other over whether or not something's racist.

**needle across a record**

Hey, my grandma was foxy in her younger days, I'm not afraid to say it.

It had some genuinely creepy moments, and a couple of shocks (like the two kids getting shot to death), all of which were ruined by the absurd "it was the treeeeeees" twist.

I really enjoyed this movie. The scene where Bruce Willis is walking through 30th Street Station and is able to see horrible things that the people around him have done (if memory serves there was a date rape, a hate crime, etc.) is chilling, and, like the guy in "Scanners" being able to hear other people's thoughts al…

I will watch the hell out of this.