…"pussy-nosed"?

You're adorable.

Oh god, "Riding the Bus" is fucking appalling. What makes it worse is that you know O'Donnell expected to come away with her arms full of awards for it.

Neil LaBute's take on the The Wicker Man, which essentially removed its most memorable elements of the original (paganism, anti-Christianity, fear of female sexuality) and turned it into a deeply unpleasant, misogynist, cliched horror movie, complete with a "oh thank God it was just a dream—or WAS IT??" scene. There…

Daniel's dress was the worst of the bunch. The color was way too much for a single article of clothing, and the cut was very 80s power suit—the model looked like should have been wearing Reeboks with it. Richard's wasn't bad, just very blah. I liked Samantha's idea, but, as opposed to Michelle's dress, it would only…

Aw, now now, I like Joaquin an awful lot. The processing scene in The Master was the single most gripping moment in film last year.

I want to know what was rejected in favor of it.

Ugh. The worst.

Smuckfest.

"Disassociative personality disorder," is what used to be known as split personality disorder. Which means that Kristen Wiig will get to put on lots of different wacky personas! That'll be the point of her show, I bet, where all the guests are her different personalities!


Fuck you Hollywood, seriously.

Ugh, no thank you. I realize I probably don't "get" what he's trying to do, but I have a low tolerance for movies that make me feel like I have eye herpes after watching them.

I saw a TV spot for this in which some dumbshit critic described it as "an animated Avatar." Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Avatar at least 75% animated?

I'm a feminist, and this movie looks like total bullshit.

I'd say that's a safe bet.

That Of Monsters and Men song seems like it's in every goddamn commercial right now, and it needs to stop.

I have a very strict policy on not going to see movies in which the phrase "But when it comes to love" is used in the trailer, no matter how many positive reviews it gets.

Everything up to when they start making weird noises, then I have to turn it off.

I think Dark City suffered more from poor marketing (my ex-husband and I were amongst maybe a dozen people in the theater opening night) than poor reviews. I don't know anybody who's seen it that didn't think it was excellent.

It may also explain why Francis Ford Coppola thought he would be able to pull off a Victorian British accent in Dracula.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus My favorite Udo Kier line is from Andy Warhol's Dracula: "De blut of dees hors is killink me!"