Go outside, turn around three times, and spit.

I have a signed copy of American Gods and a signed copy of Guns, Germs and Steel (the latter was because I made my UCLA-attending brother take a course of his exclusively for this purpose). Also, while it's not an autograph, I have a coin jar shaped like a huge pink baby bottle that Chuck Palahniuk gave me.

No, he didn't. You're confusing him with Ian McKellen.

I assume Sudeikis will be portraying Hitler?

Yeah, as a Jew this has permanently ruined her slot in my spank bank. Thanks a LOT, casting director(s) for this film.

Alright, folks, let's cast this thing. Who's our Lucifer, our Mazikeen, our Jill Presto, our Elaine? What about Michael? Sandalphon? Amenadiel?

Sooo…we're definitely never getting a Rocknrolla sequel, are we? *pours himself a scotch and weeps silent, manly tears*

Detective Lothbrok better watch his ass…

Is it just me, or does Benjin Stark look a little bit like Don Draper (but, y'know, with long hair and a goatee and a Crow get-up)?

Perhaps you're thinking of his role as Julius Caesar in Rome? Arguably, he was a pretty bad guy.

It's still legal in the blue states, at least.

"…Mohammad Reza, the Shah of Iran, whom many believed was a puppet of Western powers."

George Lucas is a Methodist.

Yes, I've found it there now. Thank you.

So that's not just me, then. Good to know.

Back with another map question: does anyone know where Valantis (sp?) is located?

So does anybody know where Tarth is? Apparently it's where Brienne is from, but I can't seem to locate it on any maps of Westeros or Essos.