I will be watching Kitchen Nightmares and Shark Tank.

I will be watching Kitchen Nightmares and Shark Tank.

Master of the house, keeper of the inn..

Master of the house, keeper of the inn..

I would now like to shoehorn in a joke about Fair Game by Alton Benis on Seinfeld.

I would now like to shoehorn in a joke about Fair Game by Alton Benis on Seinfeld.

I had finally forgotten that Pirates of Silicon Valley existed.

I had finally forgotten that Pirates of Silicon Valley existed.

For those topics, I would much rather have a biopic on Woz.     Jobs' story gets interesting when the Mac came into the picture.

For those topics, I would much rather have a biopic on Woz.     Jobs' story gets interesting when the Mac came into the picture.

Ratings

Ratings

They are totally going to steal my 'human hat rack' sight gag, but with a tri-cornered hat - I just know it.

They are totally going to steal my 'human hat rack' sight gag, but with a tri-cornered hat - I just know it.

"Stay Up Late" by Talking Heads immediately began playing in my head during this scene…

"Stay Up Late" by Talking Heads immediately began playing in my head during this scene…

So…. Barbet Schroeder is still in the running?

So…. Barbet Schroeder is still in the running?

Michael Cimino or GTFO.

Michael Cimino or GTFO.