I need to get ahold of the photographer who snapped that shot for my new POV angry boob-squeezing site.

I need to get ahold of the photographer who snapped that shot for my new POV angry boob-squeezing site.

Hey, Dave….. blow me, maybe?

Hey, Dave….. blow me, maybe?

MJF vs Zoey Deschanel for the quirkiest sitcom on TV!

MJF vs Zoey Deschanel for the quirkiest sitcom on TV!

Quinn Hatfield loved it, though.  He was also on HK this week (I can't believe I'm still watching that show.)

Quinn Hatfield loved it, though.  He was also on HK this week (I can't believe I'm still watching that show.)

I don't care for these challenges one bit.   This is not Hell's Kitchen.  MasterChef is about identifying the nation's best home cook, giving them some $$ and a chance to publish a cookbook.   There are plenty of great cooks who would crumble under the noise, pressure, and chaos of a busy production kitchen.

I don't care for these challenges one bit.   This is not Hell's Kitchen.  MasterChef is about identifying the nation's best home cook, giving them some $$ and a chance to publish a cookbook.   There are plenty of great cooks who would crumble under the noise, pressure, and chaos of a busy production kitchen.

Shwing!

Shwing!

This newswire was a lot of work.

This newswire was a lot of work.

Madonna is the slut France deserves, but not the one it needed after 45 minutes

Madonna is the slut France deserves, but not the one it needed after 45 minutes

[insert funny way of saying Green Day sucks]

[insert funny way of saying Green Day sucks]

I would never sleep with anyone who says "OMG, Batman!"

I would never sleep with anyone who says "OMG, Batman!"