I think the world needs a Michael Keaton from "Gung Ho" statue far more than any of these lesser, Hanks statues.

I think the world needs a Michael Keaton from "Gung Ho" statue far more than any of these lesser, Hanks statues.

I don't know, I've been supporting a lady for some time now, primarily because of what she's got between her legs.

I don't know, I've been supporting a lady for some time now, primarily because of what she's got between her legs.

The studios finally found out that Michael Bay lied about his off-Broadway play, "La Cocina" and its curiously lost-in-a-fire script

The studios finally found out that Michael Bay lied about his off-Broadway play, "La Cocina" and its curiously lost-in-a-fire script

It's a good thing an AVC commenter didn't find her unconscious, based on some of the previous posts I've read here…..

It's a good thing an AVC commenter didn't find her unconscious, based on some of the previous posts I've read here…..

"Jolene" by CAKE.  It's good for banging.

"Jolene" by CAKE.  It's good for banging.

Didn't need AV Club to point out Cocktail being on. It's been on seemingly every day for the past month.  I've only sat and watched 4 times, though.

Didn't need AV Club to point out Cocktail being on. It's been on seemingly every day for the past month.  I've only sat and watched 4 times, though.

Needs more Jennifer Jason-Leigh

Needs more Jennifer Jason-Leigh

Big fan of Possessed, but haven't seen it in years. DVR is set.

Big fan of Possessed, but haven't seen it in years. DVR is set.

Coming to theaters this fall…. Making Flippy Floppy

Coming to theaters this fall…. Making Flippy Floppy

Too bad all that money was wasted trying to recall my main man Scott Walker.

Too bad all that money was wasted trying to recall my main man Scott Walker.