I'm more excited about that new Norm MacDonald HBO series I just made up.

I really feel weird posting this, because I have unlimited respect for Hartman and am still pretty PO'd about his death.

Even though De Niro is still alive, it may be wise to create a hologram of him that makes better choices in accepting roles.

Dr. Emerson from Mad Men > Mindy

Willem Dafoe or GTFO.

Whenever Andre 3000 is playing guitar  on stage, they just play the "wah-wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah" part of Everybody's Talkin'.

I'VE GOT NO BARS!!@#%!#%!@#

I blame Joss Stone.

So he's not going transgender like that half-assed punk rocker?

She gave good head, though.

WTF, Sisto?…. way to steal my Halloween costume from last year.

If SCDP decides, it will be The Wedgewoods

Man, Hendrix's estate will be able to print money off his legacy forever.

This newswire post gave Chevy Chase a halfie….

Your folks were way ahead of their time, using "OMG!"

Click here to sign my SAVE 7TH HEAVEN petition!!

PHI/NJD is a 2-1 series, pal.

Before today, I never knew just how much the life of one horse is actually worth.

He sure has come along way since his role in Airheads….

They should bring back Bewitched, with a 3rd Darrin Stephens played by…. hologram George Peppard.