Dominique Swain in Face/Off. Dominique Swain in everything, forever.

I. Um. I was Laura. Different circumstances, but yeah. I'm not proud, of course, I'll always regret it. I don't expect sympathy, it's probably the worst thing I've ever done. But when there is someone that you have depended on for love and support and then that person is gone for so long, it's fucking hard.

Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live: celebrities read mean AV Club comments about themselves.

Holy fuck this episode hit me square in the chest. I. Um. Have a lot of emotions to work out right now.

Oh, if this had been Netflix I would have taken the day it came out off. I'm not good at pacing myself(I've already finished Master of None, and I wasn't even that invested in it).

Head full of snow!
Black as your snow!
I'd rather die!
Than give you my snow!

That line was so deliciously cruel. It definitely did not lead to any flashbacks of my grandmother bribing me with smaller sized clothing, nope, not at all!

Gary may indeed be a motherboy.

Ben is who I strive to be. Mike is who I know, deep down, I am.

When I marry Richard my email will be mrssplett@splett.net. Well, maybe not at first, probably mrssplett3@splett.net, but I'll work my way up there.

Can you give some examples? Honestly, because he's always been "that kind of funny guy" to me, and holy shit I had no idea what he could do until now and I would like more.

I need this.

Is that the one with Drop Dead Fred as Herod? I watched that basically every day for a full year.

I spent so much of my childhood trying to figure that line out.

Oh man, I used to work at a wine bar, I had a woman sample like eight wines, got the somm involved and everything. Eventually she told me that "we must not store our wines correctly" and ordered a white russian.

I had the pico guacamole burger the other day and honestly it was pretty decent. Well above average for a fast food burger.

All I remember about Koontz is is his obsession with golden retrievers and Jesus.

It's kind of rude to say something like this without a link. Now I have to go do my own google search? Not cool.

The grammar in this article is atrocious. The correct pluralization is "brothers Baldwin."

Reading the book as an adult was an entirely different experience from reading it as a teenager. I was the one making fun of the other girls for thinking Romeo and Juliet was romantic, but I was totally blind to what Lolita was really about.