Allright.

Stop it I can't this is too much. I love you, Sam Barsanti. I just want to hold you and make references with you forever.

This. Absolutely. The decision was not difficult. I have never regretted it. I was barely an adult, there was no chance of me parenting well. And never once have I ever thought of that potential child as an actual child. And yet. When I told my current partner about it, he became apologetic and worried for me…

"And that's, like, our thing."

Who?

I am probably going to watch this season at least twice before the next comes out, so this is subject to change, but as of now that is my very favorite joke of the season.

This has recently worked its way into my most used Simpsons references. Bartenders love it! (Not true, but when I find the one who does it will be the only bar I ever go to.)

I thought the resemblance was me projecting until I brought it up to someone else. I could still pass it off as coincidence if it wasn't for his haircut.

You know that scene in the first episode of BoJack Horseman, where he eats all the cotton candy, and then pukes up a mountain of cotton candy? That's basically how I felt reading that book.

Which gives you a few seconds to glance at your twitter feed.

My wife, Eleanor!

We'll be back to pick you up later.

I haven't been able to watch past the middle of season two, because FX makes it basically impossible to watch legally and I am too nervous about streaming sites. What I've seen is good, but apparently it gets to another level at the exact point that I stop having access.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is great, and I very highly recommend it. It doesn't reach BoJack heights, but this show sets an almost impossible standard. It is also very self-assured, they clearly went into it knowing where they were going with the season.

Me Meow Pretty One Day. Get it? Because Me Talk Pretty One Day is a book by David Sedaris, and Princess Caroline is played by Amy Sedaris, and they are siblings in real life, and she is a cat on the show? Do you get it? Let me know if you get it.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

The All Drug Olympics.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I absolutely adore Ghost World, and there were some wonderful comedic moments. Thora Birch's deadpan delivery is a fucking treasure, and Illeana Douglas's film will never not make me laugh. I don't think of it as a comedy, but I am happy to see it on this list.

This list pleases me. That is all.