I'm actually pretty deep into the CW's superhero shows, and I only have so much time for nerd stuff.

This is fucking horrible. Go sit in the corner(of a jail cell) and think about what you've done, Jared Leto.

Oh I know, the one with Lucius Malfoy and his dead(maybe) family? The hell was that called? There was a penguin in one episode.

I've…. Um….definitely done that.

You know, I really thought I had a chance at getting to this one first.

I have not, but I'll be on the lookout for it.

Oh hello, fellow former Blockbuster employee.

Oh fuck yeah. That's a goddamned quality beer right there.

Didn't he have a small guest starring arc on The West Wing? What more could a guy ask for?

Oh how I hate myself for laughing so hard at this.

I have no idea where this Frank Stallone joke came from, but it never fails to make me laugh.

I really wanted to like it, I love the original movie and the book, and the cast was top notch, but I barely made it through the whole movie. The score, the acting, the neck implants (I think? I haven't watched it since it came out but I feel like that was a thing), everything was just too much, all the subtlety…

Slow News Day, Internet!

I just looked up the menu. There is also have one called the O.F.D(originally from Dorchester). And a grilled "fluffanutta" for dessert, and I am going to go get drunk now.

I went to the first one when it opened, mainly because we decided it would be funny to heckle Donnie. We weren't actually expecting him to be there, but that did not stop us from heckling him. I don't remember anything about the burger except that they were named the Doubledecker, "like the house we grew up in," and…

MIRACLE WHIP IS NOT MAYONNAISE YOU MONSTER

*puts on half-glasses, licks pencil tip*

This is all very true. The main reason I don't like giving them is that I feel like I am very bad at them. To the point that I tell people going in that I am very bad at them, as I am a bit too old to believably say it's my first time.

Well, now the rest of my day will be spent thinking of a Star Wars version of "She Don't Use Jelly." Thanks, internet.

FYI I remember it being pretty spoiler heavy.