As soon as the buck was introduced I knew he was going to kill it, but the gunshots still managed to shock me.  But then, I've never been accused of being too observant.

I don't get why they all don't see the obvious compromise:  she fucks Mike, while Brody watches and cries and jerks off.  Boom.  Solved.

These dumb fucking kids, how can you not drink while reading their shit?

But she is supposed to be that talented.  Even if she wasn't, there's just no way she hasn't gotten a part in anything, ever.  I mean, I have basically no talent, and I still managed to get on stage in high school. 

Unrelated question:  we're all watching The Sing-Off too, right?  Does a cappella not put a huge smile on your face?

Straight Girls, Talkin' Bout Glee:  Holy fuck, Brittany.  The socks…that skirt…I have never watched a pair of legs so intently in my life.

Now I'm just starting to wonder how many times a day this specific quote shows up. 

The most pressing question of this series by far is why, as a senior in high school, is this incredibly talented, well-trained, "born to be a star"-type girl just now realizing that she should probably have some stage experience?  She's never gotten a part in anything?  There are no community theatres near her?  Why…

I actually really like that the play, and its songs, are a multi-episode arc, as opposed to the ridiculous timeline of Rocky Horror.

I almost did manage to forget that, so thanks. 

Perfect.  Also, can we talk about how that is the kid from About a Boy?  Because that makes it really hard to jack off to him.

God, fine, I'll watch Deadwood.  Mostly because I just found out how big a deal Olyphant is.  But also because of impassioned pleas like this one.

Masturnation?

Why is everyone acting like there are two roles in West Side Story?  Blaine, Tony and Krumpke are not your only options.  (I think…it's been a while). 

Straight Girls, Talkin' Bout Glee and Feeling Kind of Creepy About It:  When is that Irish kid from the Glee Project going to show up? 

Alternately, they could just do a Trapped in the Closet episode.

Trapped in the Drive Thru or GTFO

Straight girls, talkin' bout Glee:  Give Blaine a song every week, and I will watch your stupid fucking show until the end of time. 

She's got at least three episodes, as a runner up on the Glee Project.  Which I watched.  Whatever.

That episode had Neil Patrick Harris and was directed by Joss Whedon.  It would have been damn hard to ruin it.